Alice In Wonderland (2010)

SOME PEOPLE ARE MASSIVE BITCHES. AND NEED TO LEAVE.

foxnewsofficial:

acelaces:

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

ya well that’ll be fun at first but then people will start to see them and think of the sick and dying then you will not only have ruined it for the sicks and dead but also for all the peruvian folkbands everywhere ever

i hate tumblr

levvis:

half of a salmon fillet and a clarinet

extremeswagoverdose666:

do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child

foxnewsofficial:

idontneedapumpmyfiststolooksweet:

foxnewsofficial:

why wear clothes when you can dance naked through beautiful fields of grass and embrace the purity of your natural form and accidentally stumble upon a playground full of kids and get on the sex offender’s…

kooshandwizdom:

even if didlo didn’t mean manufactured penis, it would still be a funny word. like if a dildo was a slice of bread, it would still be a funny word.

lacigreen:

oh